bang!bang!bang!bang!

the title says all (jk, it actually doesn't mean anything about this post until later)

dramatis personae:
Gunner
Cards
Play-doh
Toast (me)
Sour cream

Saturday last, at 1500 hours, we went to "collect" from Sour cream, mainly to break his knees and spill his guts for not showing up on time. Gunner covers us from the front with his RPK (guess why we're called the cardboard mafia!) Cards covers the back with his Verpine-class shatter rifle, while Play-doh and i assault his front door. BAM! BAM! BAM! (that's me banging on the door) wait a few seconds DING-DONG! (that's the doorbell ringing because i pushed it) still no answer. try the door, locked. (i wonder why...) i signal to stand down. we start walking away when we hear BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! (my thoughts: "what the?!") "i got all o' ya!" we turn, and Ben's (whoops, sour cream's) neighbor got all of us. that's it for the cardboard mafia. no more breaking people's knees with our cardboard baseball bats... at least, not in that neighborhood. check us out in a few more days for more of the adventures of the cardboard mafia! and remember to comment!

Cheers!
Toast.

amazing(ness!!)

hello! i am indeed still living! i just can't access my Google plus account, (it's blocked darn it!) so i can't do squat on it. I'm pretty bummed. i don't even know who's following me! oh well, I'll float on.... me and my mates have figured out the plot (or most of it) to the upcoming youtube sensation, (name not quite figured out yet) by the cardboard mafia. (Utah division) produced by ninja comix inc in collaboration with the cardboard mafia, directed by yours truly, and starring, nobody of consequence, (yet) and zombie 5! we'll be putting some random video on soon, so you can find us and subscribe, then the series will start! we will have episode two out by October 31st! watch for the nut Irish lad, and there I'll be!

most excitedly,
Joel "toast" Elliott.

books.

i hope that i don't ruin national cheeseburger day with my rant, but i had to go on.
i know that it is uncommon, and in some areas "uncool" for people my age, to read as much as i do, not necessarily by the parents, but mostly by the peers. i have several friends who boast about not reading, which i find ridiculous! reading has saved my life countless times, the grippiness of the lost hero (heroes of Olympus book one) helped me change my mind about attending a airsoft game which i later learned was a terrible experience (and my gun was broken...). i would have died of boredom on my long journeys to and from Grandma's house, i would have died here on my vacation, (there's only so many times you can sit in the sun and sleep) i would fail this year's home study English course! if it weren't for reading we'd have been eaten during the Newton zombie outbreak! (if you haven't heard of this, this is because it hasn't happened yet) if it weren't for reading, i wouldn't know how to read Gaelic! (i still don't know how to read Gaelic, but i'll figure it out.) if it weren't for reading, this rant would've made no sense! so farewell my READERS, go and read, if you need an idea on what to read, friend me on goodreads! (Utah J. is me)

Off to go read the prehistory of the far side,
Utah J.

oh, and i love comments!

ach...

just woke up from a "nap" which i took to try and clear my head (i tried writing a post right after i got back from the cranberry festival, it didn't work out so well.) this one might not work out so swell either, but oh well. anyway, i had a question for my readers, I've been wanting one for a while now, but i can't decide. should i get a imperial navy officer's cap (green)? or a death star officer's cap (black)? I'm leaning more towards the death star officer's cap because it'll match the rest of my stuff better. but tell me what you think anyway! (I'm actually a rebel sympathizer, but the imperial uniforms are just too cool.=) I'm falling asleep while i blog, but once i get a better hat than the one i have now, I'll get a actual picture of me to put on here. for now I'll find a picture of Samwise.

cheers!
Joel.

hello!

when i last blogged i was but the learner, now i am still a learner. but I'm going to do a  better job this time! if i don't, i will accept full responsibility, and apologize (to Lord Vader =) nobody ever commented on my other two blogs, so i ended up quitting posting, so I'm going to ask those who read this to comment! if you are reading this, comment when finished. OR (garbled transmission) !!!
i would continue, but I've got breakfast to (make and) eat.